A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war
what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?
What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.
What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even
(via x-wing-flyboy)
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
(via capecodkristenkwassa)
What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
(via assbuttofasgard)
thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
(via spongebobssquarepants)
